Or is that, "an army of one"?  I don't know.  The U.S. military, it seems, refreshes their marketing pitch more often that most local car dealerships these days.  So my twin brother has at long last joined the U.S. Army.  Wow.  At the mere mention of his joining I was presented a rather sharp dichotomy.  On the one hand, I would never criticize anyone for wanting to join the military.  We are after all from a military family.  I'm proud of that.  Proud beyond explanation.  I simply lack the heart to do it.  But then I lack the heart to do most things that need to be done.  I suppose that makes me a coward.  Or lazy.  At any rate, I worry for my brother.  I guess that's normal.  That was really the only dichotomous dilemma I experienced.  Anyways, after he swore in on the 28th of September, I've put all that behind me, and I stand firmly behind him.  My brother has made me incredibly proud.  I always thought one of us would amount to something.  That settles that then.